A Merry JST!
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A Merry JST!

Target Toss Pro's Colorful Voice Provides Some Useful Holiday Dos and Don'ts

JST!

It's the holidays - a time for love, caring, sharing, and giving.

While these traits aren't necessarily synonymous with Target Toss Pro commentator and Raw Talk provider, Jack "Shooter" Thompson, JST has been through and seen it all when it comes to the holidays. He also happens to have a soft spot for this time of year, even though his persona leads you to believe something different.

Well, maybe not.

Here they are, folks! Shooter's Holiday Dos and Don'ts!

"Do stock up on booze. This is a stressful time and sometimes they only way to get through it is with help from my favorite uncles of them all, Jack and Jim."

"Don't pretend to like a gift when you and everyone in the room knows this thing will never see the light of day ever again. Smile, wave, put it back in the box, and move on."

"Do turn the Wii on and play some Bags. The game kicks #$%, and I'm not just saying that because I'm in it. If you're good, you might even be able to take a few bucks off your folks. And that, my friends is priceless."

"Don't be the person that starts a massive family fight. It just ain't worth it. If in doubt, walk outside, smoke a few Reds and throw a few snowballs at some passing cars. Always works for me."

"Do call and see when your local watering holes are open. You're going to need to get away from everyone for a bit and the hours can be dicey around the holidays. Nothing calms the nerves like a shot and a beer."

"Don't get too liquored up and pull out the real, metal-tipped Lawn Darts. Been there done that, TTPers. Where do you think I got these scars?"

"Do be safe and enjoy the holiday season with your families, everyone. As much as I talk, this is one of the few times of the year where even the rugged JST can have some fun. Well, at least most of the time."

Happy Holidays From Incredible Technologies!

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